GOLDEN GLOBE FASHION

The 71st Golden Globes officially kicked off award season last night in Los Angeles, California. I really enjoy award shows and really enjoy looking at pretty things. So here are the best and the worst of last night's fashion at the 2014 Golden Globes. Excuse me whilst I turn into the actual Joan Rivers.

I'm obsessed with Emma Robert and I'm obsessed with this dress by Lanvin. This is how Julia Roberts should've looked (be prepared for Julia Roberts)

Emma Roberts always impresses me. This is Dior and it is also better than anything you own.

This is Sofia Valgararfjsdh Vergara wearing the BFG's lampshade by Zac Posen

I love Jennifer Lawrence, but this is a very strange dress. I can't hate it though, because she's Jennifer Lawrence

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I make fun of Zooey Deschanel a lot, but I think this is really pretty. It's glamorous, yet so sweet I need a few fillings (She's wearing Oscar de la Renta, if anyone's interested)

I would normally judge anyone for wearing a dress like this, but it's Tina Fey and I kind of like it. (Don't judge me) (She's wearing Carolina Herrera)

This is Julia Roberts wearing Dolce and Gabanna. She looks like a mother who lets her hair down once a year (and her hair is up in a bun).

Sweet mother Mary of God. No. (Sandra Bullock in Prabal Gurung)

Who invited Taylor Swift to the Golden Globes? Oh, she's pretty isn't she? (She's wearing Carolina Herrera)

AMA FASHION

On Sunday night, the 2013 AMA's took place in LA and I'm going to be Joan Rivers for a couple hours by judging a celebrity based on the clothes that they wore. Let's get on with it.

Katy Perry is wearing Oscar de la Renta and looks magical. Yes, it does look like a duvet print, but she is making her bed and sleeping in it (shit metaphor, I'm tired).

I really want Emma Roberts to be my friend. I love this Lanvin maxi-dress. In fact, I want it, and I'm a boy.

Lady Gaga wearing Versace (naturally). She look's really pretty, and maintained this in her costume changes throughout the night. I can't get over how much she looks like a young Donatella.

Kelly Osbourne in Rami Al Ali (I think). I don't know if I like this, or completely hate it. The silhouette is weird, and the top half of the dress is really unflattering. But it's cute in a prom-y way.

Ariana Grande in Dolce and Gabbana. Ariana is my favourite popstar of 2013 and this dress is perfect. She looks all woman and a total sexpot. Her stylist finally gets some praise from me. Congratulations, she doesn't look like a fetus.

Miley Cyrus is a simple Vercase Verses pantsuite. I like it. She looks older and more mature than usual, but it's cute. She is serving up executive realness.

Taylor Swift in Julien Macdonald. She looks amazing and I really want her legs. I wish she didn't have that nude triangle by her breasticles though. Would've looked a lot nicer without it.