MY BIG THING OF THIS WEEK.

Obviously it's Ke$ha. You can buy her new album 'Warrior' here if you enjoy talking/rapping/yodeling to electronic music. Y'all know I do.

I need to get drunk because sex is gross.

I recently came across this study that has shown being sexually aroused overrides feelings of disgust, meaning that you'd much be inclined to do something that you usually find repulsive when you're feeling horny minus your boner. In the study they used porn and something disgusting, (for example, Sex Toy Story 3 and wiping their hands with a used tissue). The people who watched the porn were then more likely to do the horrible task than the people who didn't watch porn. Even though this is completely true, I feel like alcohol has become more of a helping hand when it comes to, well, hand jobs.

Over the past couple of days I've realised that alcohol and being horny cancels out the disgusting state of the toilets in a concert arena I once gave someone a blowjob in (don't judge), or how I managed to sleep with someone so nauseatingly stupid that he didn't even understand what 'jounalism' meant, or how I managed to watch an entire episode of 'The Only Way is Essex' (joking).

But this has also made me worry a tiny bit, because I think whether you're turned on or off should determine if you're up for some bum, and not alcohol. I've always had quite an active social life ever since I can remember, and having been single for a while now, I've been having more one night stands (we've all had them, or will have one soon). I'm not having loads, just once a month or even every two. Usually when I meet the boy I'm going to have a one night stand with, I'm absolutely shit faced and scared I might spew up my sambuca if he's into oral. I'm afraid that vodka has become some sort of social and sexual lubricant that I'm going to need for sex with a future lover that won't be a one night thing.

So this is a little memo to Jack saying that sober sex might be shit, but try it out some time.

Writers block.

I am dearly sorry I haven't updated this in like a week. The fact is that this week hasn't been very interesting. But this morning I woke up to a bed full of sick and empty bottles of wine all over the place. So I thought I'd let you know. Can't remember much of last night and drinking is obviously not worth the hassle because I spent most of the day, with my head down the toilet.

Moving on. Happy December to all. Tis the month to get all Christmassy, or as I say it, Christmasassy. I have recently spent £4 on tinsel and baubles which has resulted in a messy Christmas fiasco which is my room. My mother also bought me a Dairy Milk advent calendar. I'm not being funny, but Dairy Milk is the most boring advent calendar out there in my opinion. I was hoping for a Milybar calender of advent, or maybe Malteaser. But no. Dairy fucking Milk. Just realised how boring the last couple of sentences were and I am deeply apologetic and hope you accept my 'Big Thing of the Week' as some sort of conscience-stricken gift.

This week my big thing of the week is (Drumroll please).........

DAILYGRACE!

Daily Grace is a YouTube sensation who creates daily vlogs (like blogs, but videos. Magic), and here is one of her videos to tempt you to check her out!