Writers block.

I am dearly sorry I haven't updated this in like a week. The fact is that this week hasn't been very interesting. But this morning I woke up to a bed full of sick and empty bottles of wine all over the place. So I thought I'd let you know. Can't remember much of last night and drinking is obviously not worth the hassle because I spent most of the day, with my head down the toilet.

Moving on. Happy December to all. Tis the month to get all Christmassy, or as I say it, Christmasassy. I have recently spent £4 on tinsel and baubles which has resulted in a messy Christmas fiasco which is my room. My mother also bought me a Dairy Milk advent calendar. I'm not being funny, but Dairy Milk is the most boring advent calendar out there in my opinion. I was hoping for a Milybar calender of advent, or maybe Malteaser. But no. Dairy fucking Milk. Just realised how boring the last couple of sentences were and I am deeply apologetic and hope you accept my 'Big Thing of the Week' as some sort of conscience-stricken gift.

This week my big thing of the week is (Drumroll please).........

DAILYGRACE!

Daily Grace is a YouTube sensation who creates daily vlogs (like blogs, but videos. Magic), and here is one of her videos to tempt you to check her out!

Remember, remember, the fifth of November

HAPPY BONFIRE NIGHT. Although is that correct? 'Happy bonfire night'? Is that a saying?

ANYWAY...

Tonight I went to Primrose Hill in Regents Park to look over the London skyline and it was so cute. Although we left after fifteen minutes because it was so fucking cold. I absolutely adore winter. The snow, the ice-skating, the Starbucks dates, etc. It's my favourite season, but I am the coldest person in the whole world. I need at least 5 layers on before I feel comfortable let alone warm. We then went to KFC (naturally) and I had a chicken popcorn snack box and these spicy chicken things that ended up not being that spicy. It was still beautiful.

Hopefully NONE of my family members have found this blog, and if any of you are reading, please stop or you don't love me and I will die (really I will, its the Jack's family reading his blog curse) (I will die).

I had a one night stand last night which is completely unlike me. It was with this boy I have never met properly but we'd been talking on Facebook. Before someone complains about how dangerous this is. He lives in the same Halls as me and we had met briefly on freshers week. Now I feel awkward because we haven't talked since. He wasn't the best mind you, but what if I wasn't good? My reputation is on the line here. I guess we both just had needs that needed sorting out and holes that needed filling (pun not intended, but rather good) (feel as if I should delete that sentence) (not going to). So maybe I'm just thinking about it too much., or too little. AH HELP. Need therapy.

-Jack