I need a stiff drink and a stiff something else.

HELLO! Happy Thursday to you. I decided not to go out tonight and now, have this huge feeling of regret in the pit of my stomach. I haven't had a double vodka and red bull in about 6 days and this to me, is unacceptable to the highest degree. Also I'm feeling unloved. I'm sick and tired of being single and I really want to take part in the American activity of dating because, as a British citizen I feel like we don't really partake in dating, and if we do call it a date it tends to make things awkward. I guess we'd call it 'outings', am I right? So I want an awkward free date with someone that gives me an instaboner (that's instant boner to those who don't know, it's not an app that makes your dick sepia).  My perfect date would be a few drinks (obviously) , sharing a shit full amount of carbohydrates and a good fuck.

Here is a brief characterisation of my ideal man. I like light brown hair and blue eyes on other men *orgasm*. I like men with the same build as me (unless you are Tom Daley, then you can sit on my face), you have to either be a little taller or the same height as me. I love a good sense of humour and if you are lucky enough to be my boyfriend (pushing it), then I'll enjoy seasonal kiki's with you and dick banana splits. You have to like One Direction and support them through every decision they make. Also if I meet any of the following people, you need to understand that I am aloud to leave you if they are in love with me: Zayn Malik, Zac Efron, Tom Daley, Darren Criss, David Beckham or River Viiperi. Please note that this list does change sometimes (everyday). It would be nice if we had similar music tastes. Finally, and this is important, you cannot be clingy. This is the worst personality trait to me. I like time to myself and I think it's important to spend time on your own, as it is with people you love.

It's time for my 'THING OF THE WEEK' and for those of you who are actually feeling alone. This week it's a beautiful video made by a filmmaker called Andrea Dorfman. It's about being lonely and how to cope with it if you are. Whenever I do feel lonely (which is rare because I surround myself with some lovely people) I think of this video and all is good in the world.

Back to London Town

Hello everyone, are you all alright since our last encounter? Well it's my last night in my hometown until Christmas as tomorrow I'm going back to London. Visiting home has been really nice. Weird, but nice. Seeing my family and friends has been brilliant, but I'm excited to be going back to London for the rest of reading week. I MUST DO MY WORK THOUGH. I honestly haven't done anything educational for the past 4 days, unless you count cutting your nails and seeing James Bond as an educational experience.

James Bond BTW (by the way, if you will) was fantastic! Definitely a contender for one of the best Bond films ever. It was nice to see the inclusion of the British Isles as they seem to have gone missing from the past few films. Yes, so James Bond is amazing and I highly reccomend you go and see it, if you haven't already that is (I'm a sucker for a metrosexual men).

Tomorrow I'm going back to work and I really don't want to because I'm not loving it as much as my old store (I work in a supermarket if you didn't know already). It's just that they ask me to do overtime ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Don't get me wrong, the concept of overtime when you're a poor student is actually, properly amazing. But if I say no, the team leaders look at you like you're a lump of shit. I can't wait to go back to my old store during Christmas time to be reminded how a supermarket should be run (I know it's sad, but it really pisses me off).

Before I go I've decided to do a new segment on this blog and it's called... (wait for it).... (I feel like Dermot O'Leary)... 'MY THING OF THE WEEK' (original I know). And this weeks 'thing of the week' is the one and only MADEON! He's this amazing young DJ from France who's been played a lot on Radio One and will be one of the producers of Lady Gaga's next album 'ARTPOP' (The depressing thing is he's the same age as me and all I have is a blog). Check him out belowwwww! Goodbye blog chums, until next time:-)

God Bless the Mess...

As a British citizen people might think my opinion is pointless but I've always been fond of Obama and think he's doing a terrific job. It really worries me that Mitt Romney has a chance of winning the election. In fact I find it absolutely crazy that someone so hateful could be one of the most powerful men in the world this Tuesday.

I strongly believe that before you can touch the economy, you have to sort out the social issues of a country, like equality for everyone,women's rights, LGBT rights, etc. and Obama did magnificently with these. Once the social issues are sorted I'm sure he would also do a great job with the economy.

Not to mention that Romney and Murdoch are strict, practicing Christians, and are bringing their beliefs into their campaign. America is a multicultural and multi-faith country and they need a president who can represent everyone. Having a president that thinks that pregnancy through rape is what God intended frightens the living day light out of me. It's disgusting and Romney will turn 2012 America into 1960's America all over again. Romney is the Cher of the election. He has the chance to turn back time so he will.

There's a lot at stake in this election and I know my blog only receives about 20 views a day from America but share this with all your friends. Make sure they all vote, and for the right person (Obama FYI) because America is a powerful country that has an effect on the rest of the world.