FASHION REVIEW: MTV Movie Awards.

We live in a world where the biggest music television network have their own award ceremony devoted to cinema. So naturally, I'm going to review the fashion antics from Sunday's show.

Selena Gomez looking lovely in Julien Macdonald. She looks so pretty. Ugh, if I was straight this would go straight into my wank bank (is that what the straight youth say?).

Emma Watson in Maxime Simoëns (I think). When you don't have tits, you don't want such a large cleavage gap. Pretty dress though.

SUPER CASUAL. I'd still do him. (It's Eddie Redmayne if you're not gay/a girl)

Oh. My. God. (It's Ke$ha if you don't like techno yodeling)

Kim Kardashian proving she does not look nice pregnant. Again.

Kylie in Paco Rabanne. Ugh I love her, but her belly button looks freakishly high up from where it should be.

My spirit animal, Rebel Wilson wearing an Adidas tracksuit. Can I be friends with you please?