LIVE REVIEW - ADVENTURE TIME - WAKE UP/ESCAPE FROM THE CITADEL

SEASON SIX OF ADVENTURE TIME HAS STARTED AND I AM TYPING IN CAPITALS SO I AM VERY EXCITED. I've decided that since I have so many essays to write in a short period of time that determine my future career path, I am going to watch the new episode of Adventure Time and blog along to it. If you'd like me to make any of YOUR (points at you) future life choices, send me a tweet (@KC4J).

Okay, back to Adventure Time. I'm about to press play and I'm already worried about the title. I'm scared that the whole past seasons have just been a dream. But I'm going to shake that off, because that can't and won't happen will it, the creators of Adventure Time?

I've pressed play. So I'm going into bullet point mode.

• The Lich always creeps the shit out of me.
• Jake likes cheese crackers, I like cheese crackers. Jake is me. I am Jake.
• Prismo and Jake are gayer than me.
• I always love the random guests that the parties in Adventure Time have.
• I would also like to take a selfie on the Linch.
• I would also send said selfies to 'Denise'
• It discomforts me that Jake goes out without Finn to party.
• Shelby the worm is the cutest thing ever.
• The Lich is the scariest thing in the history of animation.
• Looking for his Daddy :( :( :( :(
• His Daddy is an utter bellend!!!
• and is dressed like a gay lap dancer?

•  OH MY GLOB!
• Now I'm very excited for the rest of this season.
• I'm really sad about Finn's dad
• OMG FLOWER ARM!
• WHAT???
• The Lich baby is fucking gross (yet hilarious).
• Tree Trunks wanting to divorce Mr. Pig has made me laugh for about 10 minutes.
• She's such a slut.

That's it. That was an awesome episode. I'm going to bed to be all 'soul search-y' now.