Okay, back to Adventure Time. I'm about to press play and I'm already worried about the title. I'm scared that the whole past seasons have just been a dream. But I'm going to shake that off, because that can't and won't happen will it, the creators of Adventure Time?
I've pressed play. So I'm going into bullet point mode.
- The Lich always creeps the shit out of me.
- Jake likes cheese crackers, I like cheese crackers. Jake is me. I am Jake.
- Prismo and Jake are gayer than me.
- I always love the random guests that the parties in Adventure Time have.
- I would also like to take a selfie on the Linch.
- I would also send said selfies to 'Denise'
- It discomforts me that Jake goes out without Finn to party.
- Shelby the worm is the cutest thing ever.
- The Lich is the scariest thing in the history of animation.
- Looking for his Daddy :( :( :( :(
- His Daddy is an utter bellend!!!
- and is dressed like a gay lap dancer?
- OH MY GLOB!
- Now I'm very excited for the rest of this season.
- I'm really sad about Finn's dad
- OMG FLOWER ARM!
- WHAT???
- The Lich baby is fucking gross (yet hilarious).
- Tree Trunks wanting to divorce Mr. Pig has made me laugh for about 10 minutes.
- She's such a slut.