Saturday, 25 January 2014

10 Television shows that need to take over your life.

 Nothing screams student life more than a television box-set. The box-set is the new Pot Noodle, and there is a box-set out there to satisfy everyone's palette. Here is a neatly, organised list of ten television shows that you need to watch in order to be a lonely, pathetic, gay man who eats a lot of ice cream.

 10. 30 Rock

The world would be a pretty shit place without Tina Fey. She is a comedic mastermind and there is a constant smile on my face when I watch 30 Rock because of her. Liz Lemon is me. I am Liz Lemon. Liz Lemon is life.

9. Adventure Time

I'm very particular when it comes to cartoons I consider watchable, let alone enjoyable. The cartoons of your own generation are always the best, but there is something about Adventure Time. With a talking dog, a lumpy space princess, a talking cinnamon bun and a princess made of bubble gum, you can't go wrong.

8. Teen Wolf

I'm guessing 70% of you are rolling your eyes right now. Don't judge a television series by it's name. Teen Wolf is addictive, and I need a new prescription.

7. American Horror Story

I'm in love with American Horror Story. The new Coven edition of the show is my favourite series out of the three so far. It's scary, sexy and sassy all at the same time. Emma Roberts and Jessica Lange are amazing in this show.

6. Looking

This television show isn't even a week old and I can tell I'm going to enjoy it immensely. It's about a bunch of gay guys who live in San Francisco and are looking for love. What's not to like? Plus it looks like it's filmed using Instagram. BONUS!

5. The Simple Life

Yes, I put 'The Simple Life' high on my list. No, I do not go and see a doctor. You do.

4. Modern Family

Modern Family has one of the biggest hearts in television. I could watch Modern Family for 75% of my life and die a happy man.

3. Breaking Bad

The hype is real. Breaking Bad made me laugh, cry and cry laughing. If you haven't started binge watching Breaking Bad then there is something wrong with you. It is the definition of great television.

2. RuPaul's Drag Race

Who doesn't want to watch a dozen men dress up as women compete for the title of America's Next Drag Superstar? RuPaul's Drag Race is everything and I've even thought about becoming a drag queen just so I can go on Drag Race, until I realise that I do not have the balls for it (even if I don't really need them)

1. Orange is The New Black

This is the best television show I've ever watched. The story lines are impeccable and the acting is amazing. If you watch one episode, you'll be on episode twenty by the following day. You can't stop and you won't stop because you're Miley Cyrus human.

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